I have been going to Pirate for years but had a very unfortunate experience last night. The doorman said I couldn’t come in without a dress jacket. He tried to give me a loner but it had bananas in the pockets. As I tried to take out the bananas the doorman said, “ Sir the bananas have to stay in the jacket it’s the law”. I asked to speak to a manager. The manager said if I took the bananas out of my pocket for even a minute he could lose his art license whatever that means. I said “ I didn’t drive all the way from Sterling to walk around with Bananas in my pocket.” I waited outside while my friends looked at art. It goes without saying I was pissed.